Instead of doing that, we could:
- not do that
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
My cellphone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me
This is the most accurate thing ever.
This is the first time I’ve ever seen an archer in a film run out of arrows or collect used arrows to reuse later.
Accuracy: You’re doing it right.
I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff
I even procrastinate on the things that I want to do.
list of things i need to do
- a lot
things im not doing
- any of that
who needs april fools my entire life is a joke
should i ask
why am i so attracted to old men
or should i ask
why the fuck are old men so attractive
when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results